Friend of GFE and fellow part time Luchador UrbanArmed is having a big giveaway on Youtube
Bill Mason, American Hero
Who is Bill Mason? Apparently some guy who shits out of his mouth:
What I believe is that the vast majority of gun nuts, especially those who think they have to carry a gun while in public, and I know or have known many, are mostly older white guys, racists, who are afraid of a list of imaginary boogie men: blacks – especially black teenage boys in hoodies and sagging pants – surely they are all “street corner gangsters;” Hispanics – surely they are all illegals and wetbacks; white teenage boys in hoodies and sagging jeans, white trash, communists, Democrats, women (of all races), etc.
Well Mr. Mason didn’t appreciate being called a bigot on SayUncle’s blog, so he responded in the comments of the link above.
Most of what he said was boring. But this line helped me giggle like a Japanese whore.
…nor do I ask that you carry so that you can protect me. I will depend upon my local police to do that.
lol faggot.
Mugger: Yo money or yo life bitch
Bill Mason: *blows rape whistle* Hey man, I got a fuckin POLICEMAN on speed dial, don’t make me use it!
Mugger: What did you say motherfucker?
Bill Mason: I said I’ll suck yo dick
BAM! End of argument.
Friday’s Fucked Up Cops – Cops are gangs with badges
Disturbing story over at Guns.com about the LA County Sheriff’s office elite gang unit.
In other words, to gain esteem within the group’s ranks one has to have shot or killed a gang member.
Sources also told the LA Times that deputies don’t just join the ‘The Jump Out Boys,’ rather they have to be endorsed by an existing member. Other than this, not much is known about the club’s behavior or attitudes.
Do we need to watch out for police cruisers driving around at night with no headlights, looking for a victim to help them get the cred they need to join this elite force?
Kinda reminds me of another LA police scandal.
We got a shoutout
We love shoutouts. This one is from Fill Yer Hands.
Thanks for the love man!
Right back at you Rooster
Gun Store Etiquette
As much of a dick as I may come off as now and again on the internets, in real life I’m a pretty laid back agreeable person, especially to strangers. I try to be nice to people, treat them well and get along. But gun stores do seem to have a way of bringing out the douchebags of our community.
My experiences have been middle of the road. One shop I go to somewhat regularly seems to be more full of dicks than most others, but I know that going in so I try to just take it in stride. After overhearing the comments and conversations they have with some of their other customers, I can sort of understand why they might assume that everyone that walks through their door is a fucking moron and dangerous behind a trigger. But still, these are your customers, there no need to be a dick.
Two excellent breakdowns of behavior, etiquette and attitudes in a gun store. Read them, remember them. Be cool to people for fuck sake. Come on guys, we’re all in this together right?
This Week In Tacticool – IWI Micro Uzi and Uzi Pro
I love the Uzi. Always have, ever since I was about 12 years old and watched Michael Douglas fuck up an LA phone booth with one.
Whenever I see one at a gun show, I fondle it like a prom date.
But WTF people, do we need to add rails to every square inch of every gun forever?
Jesus tap dancing Christ, the only thing more tacticool than the front rail under the barrel is the fucking production value of that video. I dig the half assed attempt to blur the face of the sunglasses wearing tactitool, that’s something I would do, or should I say, that’s something I have done.
Anyway, I say why mess with a classic. If it was good enough to protect Reagan, it’s good enough for me.
I am not a Sheepdog
If you don’t know what a sheepdog is, google Nutnfancy.
I am not one, for many reasons. Most of those reasons are well articulated here.
But primarily it comes down to this: You are not my responsibility. I’m not saying I wouldn’t help someone in need. But I am not going to die for a stranger, a business or anyone else who didn’t take the steps to protect themselves. I carry a gun for my own protection, not yours. In an active shooter scenario, you’ll find me hiding in a closet or under a desk, cocked and locked. You’re on your own sucker.
Even El Bombardero thinks that is fucked up
Paper targets that look like Trayvon Martin.
An unidentified entrepreneur admits he is trying to profit off Trayvon Martin’s death by selling gun range targets featuring the teen who’s death has sparked a nationwide controversy.
Although Martin’s face does not appear on the paper targets, they feature a hoodie with crosshairs aimed at the chest. A bag of Skittles is tucked in the pocket and a hand is holding a can resembling iced tea.
That is some next level trolling right there.
